Super Mario Kart
Reviewed by Ryan Sather
To me, this is probably the worst game made for the SNES! It stinks
at everything, the CPU Karts never pass each other, and the 50cc cup
is way too easy! I can't believe my older brother thinks this game is
way better than Mario Kart 64! I will prove why it is a horrible game.
Graphics: 1 out of 10
The graphics look like a pile of junk. Actually, to me, it IS a pile of junk.
Almost everything is flat, and all you do is look at the back of your driver's head.
Music and Sound: 2 out of 10
Bad music and sound too. Compared to Super Mario World, Yoshi sounds
like a retard, and the music has all whistles in them. Seriously annoying!
Game Challenge: -99 out of 10
In 50cc the game is way too easy no matter which racer you are. In 100cc
the game is still too easy with every racer. In 150cc the game is TOO
IMPOSSIBLE TO WIN!!! If you choose Bowser or DK JR in 150cc and you
don't start off with a speed boost, you know you lost the race!
Game Play-Fun: 2 out of 10
Nope! Uh-uh! Not Fun! Time Trials is too boring because you just play by
yourself! And Mario Grand Prix is boring too! I can't explain why. It's just boring!
Frustration
You'll find a gold mine of frustration in Super Mario Kart (or should I
say "frustration mine"). All the racers never pass each other, except
the 6th-8th racers if you spin them out. The game even made one of my
favorite racers, Koopa Troopa, always 8th as a computer. And if you
constantly choose the same racer, you'll find out that you always
have the same rival over & over!
Play control: 10 out of 3
Bad play control. All the racers are like Krunch from Diddy Kong Racing.
They have rotten kart handling. And what's the point of using brakes? I
never press the Y Button during game play. The karts can't go in reverse
either. Mario bought a cheap go-kart.
Overall: 1 out of 10
I am glad Nintendo made Mario Kart 64. It is way better. It isn't too easy or
too hard. It's perfect! Unlike Super Mario Kart! Super Mario Kart is the worst
Mario game ever made! And I just proved it!