Conan: The Mysteries of Time
Reviewed by Ty Massei
Graphics: 1 out of 10
Sound: 1.5 out of 10
Gameplay: 1 out of 10
Hardness factor: 8.5 out of 10
Overall: 1 out of 10
Graphics: The graphics are horrible. The color scheme is way off, enemies
are too big, there's no detail, Conan doesn't have a face, and most the enemies
look incredibly lame. The list just goes on and on.
Sound: Some of the worst music ever for a NES game (there are a few games
that have worse, but not tons). The music is persistently annoying and there
are hardly any sound effects in the whole game. If you ever play this game,
you'll definitely want to mute the game.
Gameplay: A very boring and poorly made sidescroller. In this game, you
play as Conan, and you make your way through a level battling enemies that
respawn and a giant boss at the end. This game is just horrible. All you can
do is hit, kick, and jump by pressing up or down (one having you jump a little
further) and the bosses are incredibly hard since hits don't always connect.
Hardness factor: This game was extraordinarily hard. This game had bad
controls and dynamics and enemies were too tough.
Overall: 1 out of 10. I'm usually pretty lenient about games, but in this
case I just decided to give it very bad ratings instead of below average
ratings. Don't ever play this game; it's just that bad.