Toxic Crusaders
Reviewed by Ty Massei
Graphics: 4.5 out of 10
Sound: 2 out of 10
Gameplay: 3 out of 10
Hardness factor: 7 out of 10
Overall: 3 out of 10
Graphics: The enemies and backgrounds look really simple, but there's
some really nice detail in them. Still, the whole game just looks too dumb.
Sound: The music is really bad. The quality is low and the songs are so
bad they'll disgust you. Even though I wouldn't want them in there, there
aren't enough sound effects in the game.
Gameplay: A basic sidescroller, except the only difference is that you can
play as 5 'different' characters. They all have the same moves; they just
throw different projectiles (your only attack) and look different. The only
thing I really liked about this game was that the level music is different
for each character. Anyway, there really isn't a lot to this game. You play
as the Toxic Crusaders and throw garbage at other toxic monster in order
to save the environment. It has a very bad storyline if you haven't
figured that out.
Hardness factor: This game is definitely harder than it should be. Not only
does the screen only scroll when you're about 85% in the direction you're
walking, but also most of the enemies are way too fast for your character.
Overall: 3 out of 10. This game is so bad it's laughable. I'm not sure if this
game is based on a TV show, comic book, or movie, but this game is bad
enough for it to be.