Great Greed
Sent in by Lucas "Shark" Hofstatter
You have beaten the second incarnation of Bio-Haz. With new found
courage after discovering that Princess Citrus had survived the fall
to the bottom of the chasm, and being heartbroken after the person in
the town beyond it gave you the Cutter sword, which he found at the
bottom of the rift, you hit Bio-Haz for a final time. Instead of backing
off, he falls through the bottom of the fight screen- signifying his
death. Several things happen at once. As the castle crumbles around
you, Bio-Haz explains that you were a threat to him because you and
he are from the same world!! He says that to help clean up Earth, he
was removing all of the pollutants and dumping them in the kingdom
of Greene. Bio-Haz finishes talking, then says that you are a mighty
warrior and that you and he would have made a good team, had you
joined Cadmium at the cave in Microwave's homeland. He bids a quick
farewell, saying that "...you have been a worthy opponent and a potential
king of Greene." Then Bio-H! az explodes into four bolts of electricity.
Princess Candy overheard the talking, and says, "Poor guy....." At that
point, Princess Cupcake rushes up from the south end of the room,
saying that the castle is falling and that Princess Truffle has some
kind of airship waiting. This is followed by an animation of you and
the princesses running ridiculously fast to the south, and the sound
of the castle falling down.
An animation of a weird-looking blimp-type craft flying through the
air follows, as the credits roll by. When they are done, the airship
rises up and off the top of the screen.
The prologue is the absolute funniest part of the game. After the
credits, you are returned to the Greene family castle. After a feast,
you are given the choice of returning to Earth or remaining in the kingdom
of Greene. Depending on which you chose, the following things can happen:
You have chosen to return to Earth. Microwave prepares the magic circle,
promising you that you will be able to return to Greene in the future. As
you step into the circle, the screen goes white. Microwave's words, and
those of Cupcake, who stood looking on, echo in your ears. You materialize
in the forest from which you first witnessed the battle between
Microwave and Bio-Haz's second in command, and were accidentally
drawn through the portal opened by Microwave. Your father walks up
to you, speaks, and you both walk off screen. The ending sequence rolls,
showing animations of the destinies of the loyal people you encountered,
and sometimes let tag along. The very end picture shows you and your
dad in a circle of grass, side by side.
You have decided, with a lot of consideration, that you will remain in
the kingdom of Greene. The grateful King Greene offers you the choice
of one of his daughters for your wife. However, you don't have to chose
a daughter anyone in the room can be yours with enough pushing- Microwave,
one of the guards, hell, even King Greene himself! But if you prefer
to remain straight, then you may chose any daughter except for the
one who already has feelings of deep affection for Pint, the boy who
saved your life when Cadmium caused your ship to crash. (Note: I never
had the heart to join Cadmium at the cave, so I don't know what would
have occurred if you had done so. Oh well, you'll have to find out on your
own...). However, you can make her marry you unwillingly, although
this has a negative affect on the end game sequence and your score.
You will get different responses from whomever you chose, such as
if you try to marry the queen. But King Greene protests, saying that
"She is my ! wife. Chose one of my daughters." Usually I chose the
chick of the bunch, the mature Princess Candy. If you chose Citrus,
you will get a pretty funny response- she says that she will try to
become a more respectable woman.
You have married a princess other than Pint's lover, in which case,
you get the normal ending for that case- you are showed the futures
of all those whose lives you changed- Lollipop has become a doctor
after her father, who was murdered by Sarg of Tuna. The other princess
marries Pint, and you see them hanging out. Other stuff happens. Then,
in the circle of grass, you stand next to your wife (or whoever else you
chose....ha ha ha....).
You have forced Pint's girlfriend to marry you. The King, at first,
says, "(your name), that's unreasonable. (princess's name I forgot it)
loves Pint. Chose another daughter." But with enough cajoling, you
marry her, and she says she will try to forget about Pint. The ending
cuts remain the same, except that the scene for her shows only Pint,
pacing sadly in his house.