Farts
Sent in by Patrick Schulze
I was playing Super Mario when I had fart. BAD. I'm sitting there and my
brothers are watching me, and they gossip like there's no tomorrow. So
I'm thinking they won't smell it (I'm 6 at the time) so I let it go. Not only
was it loud but I took a poop in my pants! I ran so fast that I almost broke
my toe on the chair leg!
Sent in by Steve
In about 1994, I was playing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 4 with a girl,
two years older than me. So I was having a great time, until about
half-way through the first level. I had to fart (or so I thought) so I
thought "She wont even hear it," so I tried to fart, but ended up taking a
dump in my pants. I ran out of the room so fast I almost tripped over
the controller cord.
Sent in by Fart Cheeks!
OK! So I made a bet to my friends that I could make it to the safe
point with the monkey in Turok 2! Someone died and I became the
monkey, and right as I did my friend lade a huge one! This fart reaked!
Ohhh grose! I died and as a punishment my friend ate more Pizza and
farted in my face!! Stinky!